Ali:UGHHH I just need to get all this CRAZY out!... *whines* Caroline... how am I EVER gonna get married?
Caroline:Sweetie, you're 19.
Ali:Yeah, but I'm gonna be this crazy when I'm 30, too!
Caroline:And your husband is probably going to be worse.
Caroline:I would marry you! If we were lesbians. I mean, if we were lesbians, would you marry me?
Ali:No, I'm sorry, I would not.
Caroline:Even if we were lesbians, you wouldn't marry me?
Ali:No, and I'm being completely honest with you.
Caroline:What?? Why not?? You wouldn't marry me if we were lesbians??
Ali:Caroline, you're my best friend! I can't imagine marrying you! Just... no!
Caroline:You have broken my heart. My heart is broken. *long pause* Thing is, you're not even trying to backpedal. You're being straight-up with me. Whatever. *another long pause* How am I ever gonna get married if my best friend won't even marry me if she were a lesbian?